The (un)Australian is pleased to announce that after four successful years of covering Australian politics, we are expanding across the ditch to New Zealand having just purchased NotKiwiAsBro.net.nz. We look forward to exploring a diverse range of issues effecting New Zealanders… Read More ›
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Jarryd Hayne Puts Hand Up For New Olympic Sport Of Sheep Tackling
Jarryd Hayne’s Olympic ambition is still burning brightly after this weekend’s London Sevens tournament, but he is now looking at a new Olympic sport after discovering he may be ineligible to play rugby due to strict drug testing laws. Sources… Read More ›
Bjorn Lomborg Moves Think Tank To Mountain Top, Just In Case
Danish economist Bjorn Lomborg has announced that the Australian arm of his Copenhagen Consensus Centre will be relocated to the University of Thredbo, Australia’s highest at 2000 metres above sea level, on the off chance that his theories on climate… Read More ›
People Who Didn’t Vote For Senator Leyonhjelm Question Why They Should Be Paying His Wages
Libertarian senator David Leyonhjelm’s statement that childless taxpayers shouldn’t be forced to subsidise childcare has provoked a response from the 90.5% of taxpayers who didn’t vote for him, asking why they should have to subsidise his wages. “I didn’t vote… Read More ›
Atheist Discovers 7968th Inconsistency in Bible, Declares God ‘Finally Dead’
A proud Raymond Daglish, a 29-year-old blogger living with his parents in Edgecliff in Sydney’s east, has today declared God “finally dead and buried” after he exposed the 7968th inconsistency in the Bible. Daglish, who has been unemployed since dropping out… Read More ›
ATO In Meltdown As Thousands Of Multinationals Pay Tax
The Australian Taxation Office has been forced to shut down its entire IT system after a sophisticated computer virus resulted in thousands of positive tax returns being submitted in what panicked public servants are describing in colourful words of no more than… Read More ›