NRL Chief and professed man of feathers Peter V’Landys has begged the Queensland Government to allow the players to expand the bubble so as to allow their teams of lawyers to travel with them. ”Relocating all the NSW teams to… Read More ›
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Nation Wonders What Piece Of Crap Bunnings Project PM Has Spent The Last 5 Days On
With NSW plunged into an extra week of lockdown, Australians have been left to wonder what piece of crap Bunnings project the PM has been working on during the last 5 days, during which the nation has heard nothing from… Read More ›
ScoMo Honours NAIDOC Week By Going Walkabout
Australia’s part-time Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that he intends to honour NAIDOC week by going walkabout, until the current Covid crisis in his home state of NSW is over. ”Scott feels that it’s time for him… Read More ›
Police To Investigate PM’s Disappearance After He Goes A Day Without Posting A Promo Photo
The Australian Federal Police (AFP) have been called in to investigate the Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s disappearance after the PM has gone a whole day without posting a photo of himself onto social media. ”We are concerned that the PM… Read More ›
ScoMo Defends Barnaby’s Reputation With Women: ”He’s Impregnated 2 Of Them”
Prime Minister ScoMo has hit the media trail to defend his deputy (for now) Barnaby Joyce’s reputation with Women, telling all who will listen that Barnaby is great with Women, as he’s fathered 4 and impregnated 2. ”I know a… Read More ›
Rinehart Calls Joyce The Best Retail Politician That Money Can Buy
Australia’s wealthiest person Gina Rinehart has described the current deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce as the best retail politician that money can buy. ”Gina is a very big fan of Barnaby Joyce,” said a source that works very closely with… Read More ›
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