Australia’s 3,798 online gambling companies have today, ahead of the Melbourne Cup, reminded Australians to gamble irresponsibly. In a move to ensure they maximise expenditure from once-a-year punters, the companies are enforcing a direct and stern message. “The last thing… Read More ›
Viewers of the National Crab Soccer League are being constantly reminded to always use heroin responsibly after the league completed a multi million dollar sponsorship deal with Australia’s largest heroin dealer. “And don’t forget, always shoot up in a responsible… Read More ›
Organisers of this year’s Melbourne Cup have accepted a request by online gambling companies to run the race in two stages to allow more gambling advertisements to be screened during the broadcast. “Good to see a bit of common sense… Read More ›
Thousands of racing fans are expected to attend today’s state funeral for eyebrow aficionado Bart Cummings, held in Sydney’s St Mary’s Glue Factory. Mr Cummings is considered a legend in the racing community. He has 12 Melbourne Cup victories to… Read More ›
The Australian Cricket Board today announced that the side currently leading India two nil in a best of four test series will next play Channel 9’s Spider Camera in a six test series, following the World Cup. A Cricket Australia spokesperson… Read More ›
