In a stunning turnaround, the Liberal Party now have 68 members putting their hand up for the leadership position. It is in stark contrast to last month’s spill motion against Tony Abbott, where nobody else contested the top job. Rumours… Read More ›
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Turnbull Tipped To Challenge Clarke For Australian Cricket Team Captaincy
Member for Wentworth and avid dog walker Malcolm Turnbull has been tipped by colleagues to challenge Australian cricket captain Michael Clarke for the leadership of the Australian team, following Australia’s defeat at the weekend to world cup co-hosts New Zealand…. Read More ›
Ruddock Really Removed To Reduce Unsettling Ghost Sightings Around Parliament
It has been revealed that Philip Ruddock’s removal from the office of Chief Government Whip after the failed LNP leadership spill had nothing to do with his performance in that position, but was due to disruption caused by his ghostly presence around… Read More ›
Electorate Imagines Abbott’s Death, Polls Improve
The Australian electorate collectively woke this morning from the loveliest dream in which Tony Abbott was no longer Prime Minister. The imagined cause of this much coveted outcome varied, some envisioned a triumphant Turnbull at the conclusion of a spill,… Read More ›
Shorten Gives Abbott His Email Password To ‘Protect Australians From ISIS’
A report released by The Parliamentary Joint Committee on Intelligence and Security has revealed Opposition Leader Bill Shorten will hand over his email password to Prime Minister Tony Abbott when parliament resumes in March. While Mr Shorten had previously warned… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull Marries Gillian Triggs
In a show of support for the much dejected and harassed President of the Australian Human Rights and Equality Opportunity Commission, Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull has gone ahead and married Professor Gillian Triggs. “I’ve always admired Gillian greatly,” said the minister… Read More ›