Sources close to Satan have told The (Un)Australian that the Prince of Darkness was desperate to hand Tony Abbott’s soul back to the Australian prime minister, claiming it was too foul even for the fiery depths of Hell. The source… Read More ›
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Rupert Murdoch Not Sure How To Tell Kids That The PM Needs To Be Put Down
Head of Australia’s household Rupert Murdoch is desperately trying to find a gentle way to break the news to the family that Tony Abbott needs to be put to sleep. “He’s been a good and faithful Prime Minister but the… Read More ›
Abbott Dismisses Verbal Gymnastics As Simply An ‘Obfuscation Surplus’
The Prime Minister Tony Abbott has refuted claims his confusing word choices are a game of verbal gymnastics, claiming he is simply employing an “obfuscation surplus”. He said alternate claims made by media and the Labor party had a complete… Read More ›
‘We Did It!’ Daniel Andrews Wins Victorian Election, Which We Always Supported
Daniel Andrews, the man we’ve obviously always supported during this election, so much so that it would be foolish to go through our archives to try and find evidence against that claim, has taken the Victorian Labor Party to an… Read More ›
Inner West Man Admits: ‘I voted for Tony Abbott’
At a dinner party in Sydney’s Inner West last night a man admitted that he voted for Prime Minister Tony Abbott in the last federal election. In a shocking turn of events Adrian Marlone, 43, architect from Marrickville admitted his voting… Read More ›
Government Rules Out Working With Itself
Speaking on Radio National’s Drive program, Steve Ciobo, Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasurer, revealed that not only will the government not work with Labor and many on the cross-bench on policy development and legislation, but is also unwilling to include… Read More ›
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