Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told Australia’s LGBTIQ+ community to not worry too much about the new Religious discrimination bill as his Government will make sure they are taken care of. ”My Government is one… Read More ›
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Christensen Orders PM To Open Up The Borders Or Extend Job Keeper To The Philippines
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has ordered the PM to either open up the borders or extend Australia’s Job Keeper program to the Philippines. ”This budget doesn’t do enough for the fine people of the Philippines,” said the… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Moves The Budget Lock-Up To Engadine Maccas
The Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced that the traditional Budget lock-up, a process whereby journalists are locked in a room to run the rule over the budget will be moved from Parliament house to Engadine Maccas. ”We… Read More ›
Turnbull Says Negative Gearing Price Pressure Non-Existent Unless Labor Removes It
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has responded to Labor’s negative gearing policy by declaring that house prices will fall dramatically under the plan; not that negative gearing puts upward pressure on house prices though. The comments come after Labor outlined… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Reluctantly Ecstatic About Treasurer Appointment
Fresh from being sworn in as the new Treasurer at Government House, The (un)Australian was able to sit down for a brief interview with the normally reticent Scott Morrison. Looking somewhat flushed and bouncing occasionally in his seat, Mr Morrison… Read More ›
US Considers Joe Hockey’s Appointment As Ambassador An Act Of War
Australia’s relationship with the United States is at breaking point, with revelations over the weekend that former treasurer Joe Hockey is to be appointed as Australia’s next ambassador to the United States. Sources suggest the US is treating the move as… Read More ›