Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to reassure angry and anxious Australians that whilst the Nation may be short of vaccines the country is overflowing with thoughts and prayers. ”I know people are a bit frustrated… Read More ›
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ScoMo Says No Need To Hurry Up The Vaccines As He And His Mum Have Had Their Jabs
Australian Prime Minister Scotty-from-Hillsong’s marketing department has declared that there is no need for the country to rush it’s vaccination rollout as both he and his mum have already had their jabs. ”I know Australians are keen to get out… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Those Wishing To Get Vaccinated To Learn To Throw A Javelin
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has told all Australians that wish to be vaccinated to learn to throw a javelin and try and qualify for the Olympics in order to get a jab. ”Look, it’s simple – if you… Read More ›
ScoMo Secures 20 Million Gideon’s Bibles To Supplement Slow Vaccine Rollout
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has moved to reassure the nation that he has managed to secure a steady supply of Gideon’s bibles to keep the population occupied until the vaccine arrives. ”Rest assured Australia, your old mate ScoMo… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Tells Doctors To Hurry Up And Get Vaccinating As He Wants To Have His Picture Taken
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has ordered the countries doctors to start with the vaccinating as he is keen to have his picture taken and splashed across the front pages of the nation’s newspapers. ”To the Australian doctors I… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing To Release A “We Won The 2022 Election And All I Got Was This Coffee Cup” Coffee Cup
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has held a press conference to announce the release of a commemorative “We Won The 2022 Election And All I Got Was This Coffee Cup” coffee cup to celebrate winning the as yet not… Read More ›