The glue industry has issued a strongly worded press release today attacking the dog food industry for taking all the best deceased race horses and leaving them with the also-rans. “It’s time that the dog food industry got off it’s… Read More ›
Winx
PM Says “Have A Go Like Winx” As Nation Encouraged To Whip Slow Workers And Shoot The Injured Ones
Scott Morrison has turned to champion racehorse Winx as inspiration for Australians to get in and have a go, saying a poor dumb animal who gets shuffled around and forced to perform with no actual idea of what it’s doing… Read More ›
Morrison Parachutes In Warren Mundine As Australian Of The Year
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has made an eleventh hour call to parachute in as Australian of the year former Labor party President and current Liberal party candidate Warren Mundine. In a move that overrules the Australian of the year selection… Read More ›
Bachelor Spoiler: Honey Badger To Marry Winx
News has leaked of the surprise ending to this season’s Bachelor with the reported wedding of Nick ‘The Honey Badger’ Cummins to Australia’s favourite horse Winx. “It was a bit of a left field ending,” said a source from the… Read More ›
Macron Fires Speech Writer Bruce McAveney Over Delicious Gate
The French President has sensationally fired his Australian speech writer famed sports commentator Bruce McAveney and apologised to the Australian Prime Minister, his Wife and the Australian people after he referred to Mrs Turnbull as delicious. In a speech delivered… Read More ›
