Former cricketer and tinder fanatic Shane ‘Swipe Right’ Warne has today been announced as an ambassador for a new government campaign to curb under age drinking. The campaign will feature Warne walking around schools asking students if they’re “thirsty?” Those… Read More ›
Steve Waugh, former Australian captain and brother of Channel 10 media personality Mark Waugh, spoke to The (un)Australian today about his anger at being snubbed by the Australian cricket team’s selectors. Steve, who retired from cricket 11 years ago at the age of… Read More ›
Former World Cup-winning bowler, car salesman and avid shooter, Glenn “Pigeon” McGrath has taken aim, literally and figuratively, at the bowlers currently competing at this years cricketing World Cup, telling them to man up and shoot something. The World Cup… Read More ›
A public holiday has been called in England overnight to celebrate the fact that their beleaguered cricket team has finally had a victory after they successfully beat an egg whilst making an omelette for breakfast. In what has been a troubled… Read More ›
Radio broadcaster and motor oil salesman John “Golden Tonsils” Laws has stunned the nation as it’s been revealed that he is still alive and on radio. Laws made headlines after an interview on Friday with Australia’s newest candidate for… Read More ›
The Coalition Government has today released a draft paper that explores the idea of re-naming Manus Island, Tim Cahill Island in honour of Socceroos’ star Tim Cahill. Manus Island a province of North Papua is currently being used by Australia… Read More ›
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