Optus’ reigning self-appointed employee of the month, Gladys Berejiklian, has promised all customers effected by the nation-wide outage that they would be compensated with a free pass to the Dubbo Gun Club. ”I know that our customers have been inconvenienced,… Read More ›
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Nation-Wide Pillow Case Shortage Causes ‘No Campaign’ To Cancel Rally
A nation-wide shortage of white pillow cases has caused the ‘No campaign’ to cancel their upcoming rallies, a move which has inconvenienced 10’s of people. ”Really disappointed to have to cancel the rallies, a lot of people have put a… Read More ›
Sussan Ley Says She Would Vote For The Voice If There Was A Yess Option
Peter Dutton’s number two, Sussan Ley, has called on the Albanese Government to allow a third option for the upcoming Voice referendum so voter’s can vote yess. ”Why should the Australian public be forced to choose between yes and no… Read More ›
Yes Vote Disqualified For Dual Citizenship
Yes has been ruled ineligible to win the SSM postal vote after admitting that it is a citizen of several other languages. “Yes has not taken any steps to denounce its citizenship of the French language where it is known… Read More ›
Abbott claims SSM Is A New Zealand Dual citizen
On the eve of the announcement of the results of Australia’s Sam Sex Marriage plebiscite, former Prime Minister Tony Abbott stated that the concept of marriage equality should be thrown out of politics, as it is a New Zealand based,… Read More ›
Madonna Makes A Come Back And Jamie xx Won’t Just Go Away – Music Round-Up For June
Every month The (un)Australian brings you a round-up of everything you need to know about music from the only staff member who DJs under the name ‘Louis Seekae’. Calvin Johnson Ruined Jeans For An Entire Generation – K Records founder… Read More ›