Prime Minister Abbott has taken to his room after accidentally logging onto the internet and encountering a massive amount of cyberbullying.
“I thought I was popular with all the other kids in Australia because they voted me to become the prime minister”, stated Abbott in a lengthy blog posted last night at 3 AM. “But when I checked the internet I was dismayed to see it was full of people saying horrible things about me.”
“Tony hasn’t been his usual boisterous self lately”, said Tony Abbott’s wife Mrs Abbott. “When I asked him what was up he burst into tears and showed me all these sites on the internet full of people calling him names like “psychopath” and drawing of Tony where he’s wearing nothing but speedos and in which the size of his ears have been exaggerated to make them look much bigger than what they really are.”
Police are investigating the cyberbullies and it is expected that the ABC, Fairfax, Get Up, Facebook, Malcolm Turnbull and just about everyone who’s posted anything on the net since the last election will be given some counselling.
Peter Green
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