Headquarters of the No Tonys Allowed club.
The youngest member of the Coalition government, Wyatt Roy, announced via a press release today the formation of the “No Tonys Allowed” club, which will meet every Wednesday in Wyatt’s office/couch fort. The only qualification to join is your name must not be Tony.
Mr Roy, or Super-duper Spaceman Wyatt as he asked to be called, told The (un)Australian of his reasoning for forming the club: “Tony is a mean poo poo head, I had an idea and he swore at me, that’s not nice. I thought it was ok to disagree with someone like Christopher Pyne and I disagree on which Power Ranger is best, it’s blue Chris, not red, but we don’t swear at each other. Mr Abbott is a bad man.”
We questioned Roy, sorry Super-duper Spaceman Wyatt, on why former parliamentarian Tony Windsor was allowed to be in the club, to which he replied: “It’s the No Tonys party, Tony is plural, we are allowed one Tony, gosh you’re not that smart.”
We reached out to Prime Minister Abbott for his opinion on the No Tony’s grouping, but he simply covered his ears and shouted: “La, La, La!”
Mark Williamson
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