Liberal (for now) Senator and aspiring animal welfare activist Cory Bernardi has revealed that he wants all of Australia to think of him as the country’s leading ‘C.’
Speaking to The (un)Australian in an exclusive interview Mr Bernardi said of his plans; “I hope you see me not just as a ‘C’ but Australia’s leading ‘C.’
“I know already when people see me walking down the street or sneering at a press conference about something that I’m against, they say there’s Cory Bernardi what a C, but I want them to say there’s Cory Bernardi Australia’s leading ‘C.’
Already Senator Bernardi’s Wife has registered the term ‘C’ on his behalf, the term was made available when Russell Crowe moved overseas to become the World’s leading ‘C.’
A comment was sought from the Prime Minister’s Office and they appeared supportive describing Senator Bernardi as ‘a massive C.’
Mark Williamson
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