NSW Premier (till at least Saturday) Gladys Berejiklian has told the youth of NSW to vote for her Government and she will for one night only extend curfew for a whole five minutes.
“Hey Kids, what’s the hippy happs, it’s me Gladys B kicking it with the gee, ya dig,” said the Premier. “If you drop me your vizote this Saturday I’ll let you all stay out a whole five minutes later than usual. Pretty rad huh.”
“Imagine having an extra five minutes, think of all the notes you could slap down on a pokies machine in that time.”
When asked why the youth of NSW would vote for her Government given the seeming war that they have waged against them the Premier or Gladys B as she insisted on being called, said: “What’s the alternative, Daley, that racist old fool……uh I’m Michael Daley young Asians are taking my job…uh where am I stadiums, stadiums, Alan, Alan are you there.”
“Yeah right they’re going to vote for him over me, I’m Gladys B Bitch! Premier. Choke on that.”