A nation-wide shortage of white pillow cases has caused the ‘No campaign’ to cancel their upcoming rallies, a move which has inconvenienced 10’s of people.

”Really disappointed to have to cancel the rallies, a lot of people have put a lot of work into their coordinated marching,” said a Spokesperson for the ‘No campaign’. ”I mean some people even went to all the effort to rearrange their parole conditions.”

”The Prime Minister needs to reschedule this debacle, till we can get our hoods.”

When asked why the ‘No campaign’ was so hesitant to do public rallies and put up signs, the ‘No campaign’ Spokesperson said: ”Well, we’ve seen all the vandalism and graffiti on the Yes signs so we wanted to avoid that.”

”Sure, that graffiti and vandalism is all from us but still.”

”Anyway, have to be off, I have a lot of social media accounts that I have to manage.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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