Low-rating news channel, Sky News Australia, have come out strongly to defend Donald Trump’s pick for Vice-President, JD Vance, after it was revealed in his best-selling book, Hillbilly elegy, that he once violated a couch.

”Let he who has not once gotten intimate with a piece of furniture cast the first stone,” said Sky News host Andrew Bolt. ”We were all young, dumb and ready for fun once.”

”Why many a time my former colleague Alan Jones would tell me tales of all the poofs he’d mucked around with. Never mentioned a couch though.”

When asked why the station based in Australia was so passionately supportive of former President, turned felon, Donald Trump, Mr Bolt said: ”Donald really is the best of us.”

”He’s loud, unapologetic and able to do something that no one at Sky can do, make people listen and tune in.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m having a gathering of my fan club, all 6 of them.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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