Andrew Bolt Threatens To Resign, Shocking All 3 Of His Viewers

A man found guilty of breaching the racial discrimination act yet somehow given a news show to host, Andrew Bolt, has shocked his viewers, all 3 of them, by threatening to resign should James Murdoch become his boss.

”How dare James Murdoch try to be my boss,” sneered the convicted racist. ”I answer to no man, well except of course Lachlan, oh and Rupert and well if mama Gina says jump I do say how high.”

”But, apart from that I answer to no one.”

When asked if he really thought that anyone would take his threat to resign seriously, Bolt said: ”I expect the people will march on the streets, demanding I return to the airwaves.”

”Why Rowan Dean is frothing at the mouth, not sure about what, but I’m sure he’ll join my cause.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and find a venue small enough to host a meeting of my fan club.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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