The Opposition’s spokesperson for numerology and using tax payers cash in order to purchase investment properties, Sussan Ley, has denied that it is weird that she added an extra S to her first name.
”Numerology has added so much more to my life,” said Susssan Ley. ”Before I added the extra S, I was Susan or sometimes Suze, but now I am Sussan or dare I say it Sussssan as it says on my business cards.”
”It’s no coincidence that numerology has got people talking about me.”
When asked how could people take seriously an alternative Government that puts more credence in numerology than the CSIRO, Susssssan said: ”Well the CSIRO only has one S and that stands for science, not Susssssan.”
”Besides, people have had enough of Mr Albanese and Mr Chalmers.”
”Heck, until both of them start taking this country seriously and adding extra S’s to their names then I think people should boycott them.”
Mark Williamson
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