National treasure (yep, he officially is), Clive Palmer, has been seen walking aimlessly around Indooroopilly shopping centre trying to decide what to splash his cash on now that spending money on politicians is no longer an option.
”Poor Clive, he loved to play with his politicians,” said a friend of the Billionaire. ”You should have seen the gleam in his eye when his little Ralphie Babet doll used to say Make Australia Great Again when Clive squeezed him and put a dollar in his hand.”
”Ralph would do that for hours, as long as the dollars kept coming.”
When asked if maybe the Billionaire could move some of his money to charitable causes, the Billionaire’s friend said: ”What like giving the money discreetly to politicians?”
”Na, Clive likes to be seen to be doing his charity work.”
”Maybe we could register Babet as a charity, anyone who follows him on X certainly knows he ain’t right.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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