
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has demanded a revamp of the Australian Maths syllabus to ensure that more emphasis is put on division.
”It is totally unacceptable that the average Australian kid leaves school knowing how to add and multiply but not divide,” said the Opposition leader. ”I promise the Australian people I will be the one to divide the nation.”
”Anthony Albanese hasn’t done enough to divide this nation, that’s for sure.”
When asked when he would be releasing his education policy or in fact any policy, the Opposition leader said: ”In good time, I will release a suite of policies that have been approved by the party and Gina.”
”Of course, we will also ask for sign off from Lachlan and Rupert.”
”I bet Albo can’t say that.”
Mark Williamson
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