Gina Rinehart’s favourite politician turned lapdog, Peter Dutton, has reached out to the Trump administration to offer them the state of Tasmania in exchange for tariff exemptions and a shout out on Truth Social.

”The Prime Minister should be ashamed at the lack of effort he put in to securing us a tariff exemption,” screeched the Opposition leader. ”I mean at no stage did he attempt to fellate the President or even offer him a hand shandy.”

”Does he not even care about our steel workers?”

When asked why he would seemingly offer everything including the kitchen sink, to America despite no evidence of this working, the Opposition leader said: ”I’m Peter Dutton and I am special, don’t believe it then ask Gina, she knows I’m special.”

”Besides, President Trump will love Tasmania, it has golf courses and minerals to mine.”

”Sure, it’s no Western Australia, but that belongs to Gina.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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