The Liberal party’s interim leader, Sussan Ley, has started off her term as leader by offering an olive branch to Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, to kiss and make up. However, the gesture has been eroded over an unfortunate choice of hashtag, #sussanalbox
”Look, it’s our bad, we tried to be a bit cute with the old hashy tag and we got a bit too cute,” said a Liberal party social media spokesperson. ”It’s unfortunate that when you combine Sussan with Albo you get some suss anal.”
”Oh well back to the drawing board.”
When asked if under the new interim leader, Sussan Ley, the Coalition would be more positive and willing to work with the Government, a Liberal party spokesperson said: ”Lol, our own team don’t even get along, as if we’d be nice to Albo and the others in Government.”
”Although, there are a heck of a lot more of them than us.”
”Anyway, enough talk about Labor let’s talk about Sussan, you know she’s thinking of adding another S. Sussan Sley, has a nice ring to it, #SSCoalition.”
Mark Williamson
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