Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has called upon their viewers, all six of them, to get out and protest the sacking of Jacinta Nampijinpa Price from Sussan Ley’s cabinet.

”Jacinta is the future of the Liberal party,” declared Sky News host Peta Credlin. ”When we speak she listens and usually repeats what we say, what more could you want in a politician.”

”As for Sussan, well her days are numbered.”

When asked why the station which draws such a miniscule viewership thinks that the Coalition should listen to them, Peta Credlin said: ”I’m sick of your tiny little blog having a crack at us over our ratings.”

‘”Why just the other week 12 people tuned into my show and none of them were my family or friends.”

”Other than Tony I don’t have that many friends.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to pester Telstra to bring back phone booths. So my fan club has somewhere to meet.”

Mark Williamson

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