Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really), Tony Abbott, has announced that his soon to be released book on Australian history will be printed exclusively in white ink.

”I’m very excited for the people of Australia to get to read a book that tells the white, err, right side of Australian history,” said the former PM. ”I will delve in to everything from Captain Cook to Captain John Howard.”

”Of course, I will also discuss Don Bradman, Pharlap and arguably the greatest Australian of them all, Sir Prince Philip.”

When asked whether the book would cover Australia’s rich Indigenous history, Mr Rabbit Said: ”Ah, huh, huh, ha, that’s a nice joke, we Australians do have a very good sense of humour.”

”Remember Hey Hey It’s Saturday, that was a good show, you never knew what that damn Plucka Duck would do next.”

”Now, would you like me to sign a copy of my book for you? I do have a white tippex pen on me.”

Mark Williamson

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