The National party has held a press conference over the weekend to tell the Nation that they are committed to bringing back leaded petrol. They have told their junior Coalition colleagues, the Liberals, that this is non-negotiable.
”Australia rest assured we are listening,” said interim Nationals leader David Littleproud. ”One of my colleagues heard a bloke down the pub reminiscing about leaded petrol and if one man is reminiscing that means the whole bush wants to bring back lead.”
”We don’t care what the inner-city, latte sipping, anti-lead types think, if the bush wants lead then we will deliver it.”
When asked if the party would look at the dangers of reintroducing lead petrol to the community, the interim Nationals leader said: ”I’m not going to listen to some know-it-all scientist who spends all day looking at data and facts.”
”I’m gonna listen to ol’ Bluey at the pub who remembers how good things used to be.”
”This country would be in a better place if it stopped listening to facts and listened more to nostalgia.”
Mark Williamson
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