One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he supports him none the less.

”Look, I’m not sure why Donald would want a bloody Voo Voo Zella but I guess he’s got his reasons and we at One Nation support them,” said the member for New England. ”Donald gets stuff done, he’s made America great again, heck, he’s made adultery great again.”

”That’s the type of guy I could get behind.”

When asked if instead of Voo Voo Zella he means Venezuela, One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs said: ”What do I look like a bloody atlas.”

”People in the bush don’t care about Voo Voo Zellas or Venezuela’s they care about real issues, like the bonk ban.”

”Which Pauline has told me will be no more the minute we take Government.”

”If that’s not incentive enough for the people to vote for One Nation, then I don’t know what is.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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