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One Nation To Scour Public Transport For Racists To Run As Candidates
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has announced that they are on a recruiting drive, looking on trains and buses for outspoken racists to run as candidates in upcoming elections. One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts spoke to The (un)Australian about their… Read More ›
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Mike Baird Appointed To NAB Staff Social Committee
Mike Baird has been appointed to the NAB staff social committee on his first week at his new job working for the banking giant. Not resting on his laurels he has already made sweeping changes, the most noticeable of which… Read More ›
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Australia’s Alt-Right Calls For Section 18C To Be Lowered To 13C
Australia’s freedom of speech crusaders have today called on the federal government to consider lowering section 18C of the racial discrimination act to section 13C of the act. Citing American Milo Yiannopoulos as their inspiration. Speaking to The (un)Australian on… Read More ›
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Aussie Spinners Plan to Keep Targeting Matthew Wade
The Australian spin bowlers are licking their lips at continuing their onslaught against their perennial ‘bunny’, Matthew Wade. Speaking on behalf of the Aussie spin quintet, Nathan ‘Garry’ Lyon said “Look it’s always nice as a bowler to have a… Read More ›
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Bernardi Demands Telstra Fix His Phone As He’s Received No Calls For A Week
The sole representative of the Australian Conservatives party, Senator Cory Bernardi has today called on Telstra to fix his phone after he went a week without receiving a single call. Speaking to The (un)Australian (in person), Senator Bernardi bemoaned… Read More ›
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Midnight Oil Accidentally Books Kevin Rudd Instead Of Xavier Rudd As Support Act
Australian rock band Midnight Oil fresh off announcing a new world tour has been left reeling today after learning that instead of booking musician Xavier Rudd as their support act they have instead booked former prime minister Kevin Rudd… Read More ›
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