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Sydney’s Lockout Laws Save David Boon’s Life
The Australian Cricket Board (ACB) is breathing a sigh of relief today after Sydney’s controversial lockout laws saved the life of their newest Hall of Fame inductee David Boon. Speaking to The (un)Australian a spokesperson for the ACB expressed… Read More ›
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Australian Scientists Discover New Form Of Bottom Feeding Parasite
Australian Scientists have announced that they’ve discovered a new form of bottom feeding parasite, which they have named the ‘David Leyonhjelm.’ Speaking to The (un)Australian Scientist Bernard Beaker said of the parasite: “Sometimes discovering these things happens out of the… Read More ›
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NSW To Finally Challenge QLD Over Which Premier’s Surname Is Harder To Spell
Following NSW Premier Mike Baird’s sudden resignation, the State’s Treasurer Gladys Berejiklian is tipped to succeed him as Premier. A move which pundits have tipped will put the state of New South Wales in a position to finally challenge Queensland,… Read More ›
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Man Covering Face With Australian Flag Calls For A Ban On The Burka
A spokesperson for the Aussiest of Aussie Patriots Front has today called on the Australian Government to ban the burka as they feel that it’s not right for people to appear in public or on billboards with their face covered…. Read More ›
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Pauline Hanson To Boycott Trump’s Inauguration Over Black Tie Dress Code
Australian Senator Pauline Hanson has today issued a statement declaring that she will not be attending Donald Trump’s Presidential inauguration despite being invited as she was uncomfortable with the black tie dress code. Speaking to The (un)Australian Pauline Hanson… Read More ›
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PM Turnbull To Reshuffle Cabinet In A Game Of Three Card Monte
The Prime Minister has told the media that after seeing the movie Now You See Me 2 over the christmas break that he plans to reshuffle his cabinet in a game of three card monte. Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›
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