Legendary musician and actor David Bowie has passed away at the age of 69 after an 18 month battle with cancer. Who could sum up this pop culture behemoth’s legacy in one article? Well my editor has given me 200… Read More ›
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George Lucas Working On Special Edition Version of Force Awakens
Creator of Star Wars and founder of LucasFilms, George Lucas has announced that he intends to produce a digitally remastered special edition version of the 2015 box office hit Stars Wars: The Force Awakens. Lucas anticipates the announcement will be… Read More ›
Stoner Sloth To Join Forces With Seth Rogan For Pineapple Express 2
Fresh on the heels of his smash hit Internet comedy shorts for the NSW Government, it has been confirmed that Hollywood is calling for everyone’s favourite hilariously unmotivated mammal — with plans for Stoner Sloth to star alongside Seth Rogan in… Read More ›
Wandering Band Of Horn Players Expect Heaps Of January Bookings After Bumper December
Strolling trombonist Matt Storch is bracing himself for a heavy workload in January after his band of wandering horn players were booked solidly all through December playing Christmas carols in shopping malls. “December was just unbelievable. We’ve never had so… Read More ›
Carols By Candlelight To Omit All References To Israel From “The First Noel”
Vision Australia’s 2015 Carols By Candlelight will be performing an altered version of the Christmas classic “The First Noel” to exclude mentions of Israel. The move comes amid concerns that the chorus line “Born is the King of Israel” may… Read More ›
Paedophile Upset That Taylor Swift’s Audience Is Mostly Clickbait Journalists
Taylor Swift’s 1989 World Tour; an agglomeration of bright lights, songs about boys and self-empowerment, and thousands of screaming fans. It should have been a spectacle capable of making even the most hardened of cynics “shake it off”. But for… Read More ›
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