In the lead up to the launch of the new book by the author of the critically acclimatised novel 50 Shades of Grey, a manuscript of the book has been stolen. The publisher fears the copy may be leaked before… Read More ›
Arts
Avant-Garde Theatre Piece Plans ‘Cutting-Edge New Ways To Bore Audience’
The Sydney University Dramatic Society (SUDS) has announced a run of winter performances for its new experimental play, penned by one of their most promising students, Britt Haynes, entitled The Decameron Diaz. Mr Haynes promises that his play will ‘completely reshape’ the… Read More ›
Agenda For Counter Terrorism Summit Includes Bourne Movie Marathon
It’s been revealed that the counter terrorism summit being hosted this week by the Australian Government has set aside approximately ten hours so that the delegates can watch the entire series of Bourne movies. On day two of the summit,… Read More ›
Brandis Competency In Question Over Too-Generous Arts Budget
A fortnight after its delivery, Joe Hockey’s ‘dull’ budget is causing unexpected consternation within the LNP, with sources close to the leadership saying questions have been raised over George Brandis’ future after the Arts Minister and Attorney-General was forced to… Read More ›
Greens Blame Eurovision Failure On Turn Back The Boats Policy
New Greens leader Richard di Natale is facing scandal after Greens Senator Lee Rhiannon linked Australia’s failure to snare the Eurovision title to the governments controversial “turn back the boats” policy. In a short interview on Sky News, Senator Rhiannon… Read More ›
Ireland Votes Yes To Allowing Straight Couples To Enjoy Eurovision
An historic referendum has resulted in a resounding yes to allow heterosexual Irish couples to watch and enjoy the Eurovision Song Contest. “It’s great to finally have our rights to get feverishly obsessed with high camp recognised alongside those of… Read More ›
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