The Nation’s drug dealers have called upon the federal Government to put together a bailout package for the industry, following the news that Australian fashion week had been cancelled due to the Covid-19 pandemic. “Mate this is an absolute disaster,”… Read More ›
Australia’s bogans have declared a national day of burnouts to be held on Friday February 21st in honour of Holden. Following the news this morning that the brand will be discontinued in Australia. “Mate it’s a real kick in the… Read More ›
Treasurer Josh Frydenburg has told colleagues of his plans to punish rogue bank Westpac by flogging the bank and it’s executives with the warmest lettuce he can find. “Josh is very upset at Westpac right now,” said a Government Insider…. Read More ›
Australia’s farmers currently dealing with bush fires and drought have been urged to put their hands in their pockets to give what they can to Australia’s struggling banking executives. “Our poor banking executives are really doing it tough,” said an… Read More ›
Reports have filtered in that Bob from accounts is loving his new nickname ‘Ok Boomer’ that was bestowed upon him by the companies 20 something social media coordinator Jackson. “Gotta say I am absolutely stoked with my new nickname of… Read More ›
Police have appealed for calm after the tense stand off between workers who wear hi-vis work gear escalated last night following the drive by shooting of an orange hi-vis wearing Irish traffic controller by a gang of yellow hi-vis wearing… Read More ›
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