The Australian Minister for Agriculture has banned the live export of Contiki tourists during the northern hemisphere summer after distressing footage emerged of hungover young Australians trying to survive a bumpy bus journey from Nice to Florence. “There was clearly… Read More ›
Customers will have to bring their own checkout operators from home after retail giant Woolworths announced the banning of single use checkout operators. “Fishermen kept finding our discarded checkout operators in the stomachs of sharks and dolphins, plus their gas… Read More ›
The Association of Australian Real Estate Agents has called on the Government to allow the sale of human organs so as to allow first home owners a way to enter into the market. “The average price of a house in… Read More ›
The New Zealand Government has reached out to Australia to offer asylum to any sheep affected by the cruel process of live exporting. “We think it is barbaric and cruel that these sheep are subjected to inhumane conditions then left… Read More ›
Michael Harris is looking as intently as he can at his phone. The 25-year-old accounting firm intern on Sydney’s inner-west train line thinks he‘s done everything possible to avoid any risk of contact with the bald, topless and shoe-less bloke… Read More ›
The Institute of Public Affairs has released a paper penned by Adjunct Fellow Walter Privilege that extols the merits of slavery, calling on the Government to consider instituting it. “We as a society are very quick to rule things out… Read More ›
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