Mike Baird has been appointed to the NAB staff social committee on his first week at his new job working for the banking giant. Not resting on his laurels he has already made sweeping changes, the most noticeable of which… Read More ›
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Vicars Outraged At Cuts To Penalty Rates For Working Weekdays
Australia’s vicars have been stunned by the decision of the Fair Work Commission to reduce their penalty rates for working on days of the week that aren’t Sunday. “People think that all we do is stand up in front of… Read More ›
Packer Regrets Giving All Crown Employees Chinese Flag Print Budgie Smugglers
James Packer has expressed his regret over a decision to hand out to all Crown employees Chinese flag print budgie smugglers at the company’s Christmas party. Mr Packer’s regret follows the jailing of Crown employees in mainland China. Speaking to… Read More ›
Comminsure Policy Document Wins Nobel Prize For Literature
The Swedish Academy has awarded the writer of Comminsure’s Life Care Cover policy document the 2016 Nobel Prize for literature citing “great swathes of fanciful invention and imaginative wordplay”. “The work transports the reader into a beautifully constructed fantasy land… Read More ›
Woolworth’s Fires Own Brand Accountant
Retail giant Woolworth’s has sacked its generic accountant and gone looking for someone with brand name skills to rescue the company from dire financial misfortune. “We foolishly thought a dull looking accountant in a non descript suit was the way… Read More ›
Robert Borsak Opens Pop-Up Pulled Elephant Burger Bar
NSW Shooters and Fishers MP Robert Borsak has added to the variety of street food available in Sydney by opening a pop-up pulled elephant burger stand in Newtown to share his love of eating the tasty pachyderms. “There’s nothing I… Read More ›
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