Australian airline Qantas today celebrated the landing of an on time flight from Sydney to Perth, in a week which saw them divert three flights due to mechanical failure. Qantas CEO Alan Joyce fronted the media to talk about the… Read More ›
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Rupert Murdoch Not Sure How To Tell Kids That The PM Needs To Be Put Down
Head of Australia’s household Rupert Murdoch is desperately trying to find a gentle way to break the news to the family that Tony Abbott needs to be put to sleep. “He’s been a good and faithful Prime Minister but the… Read More ›
Gina Rinehart Named Inheritance Monthly’s Inheritor Of The Decade
Inheritance Monthly the world’s leading magazine, printed on gold leaf paper for billionaire heirs to family fortunes last night announced Australia’s Gina Rinehart as its inheritor of the decade. The magazine cited her ability to take her inheritance and still lecture fellow Australians… Read More ›
World Of Warcraft Player Inexplicably Avoids Ridicule
World of Warcraft recently turned ten years old and released an expansion pack entitled ‘Warlords of Draenor’, successfully creating enough content to keep addicts main lined. Local enthusiast Eric Orc (name changed by deed poll) took two weeks leave from… Read More ›
Halal Ham Boycott Threatens Christmas
In a possibly devastating move for retailers looking forward to traditional Christmas sales to bolster their books, anti-halal campaigners have threatened new action — demanding all retailers guarantee that all their Christmas hams are not halal certified. Those who don’t face a boycott… Read More ›
ABC’s Quentin Dempster Found Abandoned In A drain
ABC’s 7:30 NSW host, Quentin Dempster is recovering today after being found dumped in a drain in Western Sydney. The ABC presenter was in good spirits though a little shaken up, after a group of cyclists rescued him after hearing… Read More ›
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