Channel 10 has announced that they have signed the filing cabinet that held the cabinet files and will immediately fly it into the jungles of Africa to replace Bernard Tomic on their show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here…. Read More ›
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Bernardi Angrily Rips Down The Savage Garden Poster On His Bedroom Wall
Senator and aspiring DJ Cory Bernardi has angrily ripped down the Savage Garden poster that he had hanging above his bed. The move follows the band’s lead singer Darren Hayes condemning the Senator for using his music. “He was so… Read More ›
Channel 7 Announces Hologram Hitler As Contestant On MKR
Channel 7 has announced that a hologram version of Adolf Hitler will be competing on the show My Kitchen Rules. “I think hologram Hitler will bring a lot to the show, it’ll definitely get people talking,” said a network spokesperson. “Also… Read More ›
SBS To Broadcast Three Hours Of Grass Growing
SBS will be following up its highly acclaimed three hour broadcast of The Ghan with a new program showing three hours of grass growing. The program will feature edited highlights of seventy five hours of footage of the grass on… Read More ›
“Not Another One Of My Favourite Comedians” Says No-one About Craig McLachlan
Not a single comedy fan across the country has expressed dismay at revelations of sexual misconduct levelled at one time stand up comedian Craig McLachlan. “First Bill Cosby, then Louis C.K and now Craig McLachlan; where’s it going to end?”… Read More ›
Channel 9 Cancels Don Burke’s Planned ARIA Appearance Replaces Him With Rolf Harris
The Nine network has reacted to the allegations made against former presenter Don Burke by cancelling all his appearances on the network including his planned appearance at the upcoming ARIA music awards. “We had Burkey pencilled in to join Darryl… Read More ›
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