A spokesperson for the Aussiest of Aussie Patriots Front has today called on the Australian Government to ban the burka as they feel that it’s not right for people to appear in public or on billboards with their face covered…. Read More ›
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Bette White Removed From Protective Custody And Released Back Into The Wild
The last remaining Golden Girl Bette White has been released back into the wild after being placed in protective custody towards the end of 2016 to ensure her species survival. Speaking to The (un)Australian Hollywood’s head Zoo Keeper, Cage… Read More ›
Russian Hackers Attempting To Influence Logies Vote
The CIA has unveiled credible evidence that hackers from Russia are attempting to undermine the democratic process of choosing Australia’s most popular television personality. “As part of Vladimir Putin’s long term strategy of destabilising the western entertainment industry he has… Read More ›
Man Living Under Rock Had No Idea That Australia Detained Refugees
Tony Scanlon who lives under a rock in the Kuring-gai Chase National Park was surprised today when he found out that Australia is detaining refugees on islands and that some people don’t like it very much. “How come I never… Read More ›
David Oldfield Baffled By His First Contact With Intelligence
Former politician David Oldfield has been left reeling after meeting some intelligent people for the first time in his life as a participant in the SBS program First Contact. “When you move in One Nation circles you only ever meet… Read More ›
60 Minutes Lands ‘Exclusive Interview’ With A Piece Of Dog Poo
Journalists (sic) from Channel 9’s 60 minutes program are excited to announce that they have outbid their rivals in securing an exclusive interview with a piece of dog poo that has been living on the streets of the Gold Coast…. Read More ›
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