Civil rights activist Rosa Parks was arrested in Queensland yesterday after she refused to move to the rear section of Pauline Hanson’s Battler Bus when asked by the driver. “Pauline is eager to take as many battlers for a ride… Read More ›
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“Only Room For One Bigmouth In My Office” Says Michaelia Cash
Michaelia Cash has fired the staffer who alerted the media to AFP raids on the Australian Workers Union stating that her offices were not big enough for the both of them. “I loudly deny that I have a policy of… Read More ›
“No Guarantee Next Week Will Be Any Better” Say World’s Men
After a week of less then exemplary behaviour the world’s Men have admitted that they are unlikely to change for the better in the foreseeable future. “This hasn’t been one of our better weeks,” confessed the world’s Men in reference… Read More ›
Cronulla Woman Tells Shark To ‘Go Back Where It Came From’
A Cronulla woman has been caught on video violently deporting a shark from a local rock pool. The immigrant shark had breached the pool’s border, but was swiftly captured and ejected before it could attempt to claim asylum. “These sharks,… Read More ›
Singleton Truck Driver Gets Job With Linfox
The truck driver who stole a B-double truck before setting it on fire and ramming it into the town of Singleton has been given a job as a driving instructor by Linfox. “We’ve been looking for the right person to… Read More ›
Women Grilled On Responsibility For Sex Crimes
As more allegations come out against Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein, tough questions are being asked about how a system that lionises rich men and protects them from the consequences of their actions has allowed people like Mr Weinstein to continue… Read More ›
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