The Menai branch of the Commonwealth Bank has been reduced to a pile of rubble after an angry federal treasurer Scott Morrison transformed into the Incredible Hulk. “Steam started coming out of Scott’s ears, his muscles swelled enormously and he… Read More ›
The planet Earth has announced it will no longer be producing “Winter” in the southern hemisphere due to declining interest in the season from consumers. “Winter has always been our least popular season and with the effects of global warming… Read More ›
Many are chalking it up to one more consequence of global warming. Plans by Melbourne’s long-oppressed Ginger community to hold their first-ever Pride rally over the weekend had to be cancelled due to adverse weather conditions after the day proved… Read More ›
“I had no idea who I was supposed to be hysterically hating and completely lost touch with the antics of the world’s kittens,” said Ramsgate dental receptionist Emily Retweet. “Worst of all for part of the time I was at… Read More ›
The team in charge of designing the Australian Olympic team’s uniforms has been revealed as the team commissioned by the Government to develop the new Australian $5 note. A spokesperson for the government explained the decision, saying: “We thought long and… Read More ›
Tensions are running high in a local shopping mall after two people who appear to be a couple were found occupying seats that are meant to be used by single people eating alone in the food court. “We’re already relegated… Read More ›
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