Frustrated space ship captains are experiencing gridlock in hyperspace as construction of the mega-structure around the star KIC 8462852 forces closure of major intergalactic roads. “It usually takes me about 12 parsecs to do the Kessel Run but I reckon… Read More ›
Australia’s uncles are today celebrating regaining stewardship of the word “avuncular” following the resignation from parliament of former treasurer Joe Hockey. “Ever since John Howard described Joe Hockey as ‘avuncular’ I’ve always felt my role as an uncle has been… Read More ›
A 23-year-old Somali woman has returned to her detention centre on Nauru after a four-day, all expenses paid, vacation to an Australian detention centre, Immigration Minister Pete Dutton has advised. The woman, known only as Abyan, won the trip to Australia… Read More ›
A controversial zoo in Denmark is once again the focus of criticism after euthanising and dissecting an unwanted zookeeper in front of a crowd of hundreds of children. “Zoos commonly put down excess staff so we just wanted this to… Read More ›
In a move to address criticism of Australia’s immigration detention policies, the Department of Immigration and Border Protection announced today that all asylum seekers under the age of 18 would from now on be classified in all government documentation as “midgets” rather than… Read More ›
Grassroots political movement Reclaim Australia has fired its dentist after venturing outside on the weekend and getting a good look at what the rest of the country’s teeth look like. In a press release tattooed onto the neck of one… Read More ›
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