“My solo motorbike ride through Tajikistan” and “Why I don’t watch Game of Thrones anymore” have emerged as the big winners as topics to be introduced as dinner party conversation as Australia’s wankers held their annual conference. “I am really… Read More ›
Russian palaeontologists have announced the discovery of a complete fossil of an obese dinosaur in Siberian mud cake deposits. “We theorise that the Boombahsaurus has become bogged down in the mud cake while feeding and then been covered over by… Read More ›
A white teenager from Williamsburg, Brooklyn has become the first person to use the word “n*****” in a non-offensive context. Julius Cassidy, a 17 year hold highschooler, dropped the racial slur during a conversation with James Williams, an African-American teenager who Mr… Read More ›
Staff at United Airlines are claiming vindication after as many as six people were left slightly damp in what is being described as the worst Diet Coke-related terrorist attack of all time. Yesterday Jamal Fajloun, aged five-and-a-half, while at a… Read More ›
Gary Coates 44 from Woy Woy is an ordinary looking Aussie bloke, he likes a drink at the pub, loves driving his ute and enjoys training his greyhound with local protected fauna, but outside appearances can be deceiving. Mentally Gary… Read More ›
The Australian Securities & Investigations Commission (ASIC) has announced it would investigate the federal government for insider trading following a report by Bloomberg, published yesterday, that revealed the government had shifted investments from scientists and researchers into fields that employ unskilled… Read More ›
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