Tasmanian Senator Jacqui Lambie today announced that she would henceforth serve as a member of the Communist Party of China (CCP). Lambie’s departure from the Palmer United Party has been widely anticipated following a public falling out with party leader… Read More ›
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Man Uses ‘Selfie Stick’ To Take Picture Of Himself In Front Of A Statue Of Little Significance
A Melbourne man visiting Sydney for the week has used a Handheld Monopod, known colloquially as a “Selfie Stick”, to take a picture of himself posing in front of the statue at the front of the Queen Victoria Building. The… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Reaches ‘Gaffe Limit’, Faces UN Sanctions
The UN is set to pass a rare resolution first used following the presidencies of Ronald Reagan and Gerald Ford where world leaders are permitted no more than 1500 gaffes. Prime Minister Tony Abbott reached this milestone within 15 months of his election… Read More ›
Liberal Campaigner Resigns Over Nazi Links, Hired To Head Immigration Department
Scott Harrison, who was working as a political campaigner for the Liberal Party in Victoria, resigned after his recent links to white supremacist neo-Nazi groups was revealed in order to take up a senior position in the Immigration Department. The… Read More ›
Morrison Categorically Refutes Claim He’s Using Manus Island As ‘A Cheap Labour Source’ For Personal Theme Park.
A spokesperson for the Minister for Immigration and Border Protection has refuted claims that Scott Morrison is using Manus Island as a source for cheap “carnival operators” for a theme park called “Morrison-Land”, which it also denied existed. “The Australian… Read More ›
ASIO Raids Home Of Shepherd In Embarrassing Mix Up
The Australian Federal Police and ASIO have been forced to apologise to a farmer in regional Victoria after he was the mistaken target of a terror raid earlier this week. The raid was authorised after ASIO intercepted metadata containing discussions of… Read More ›