Bob Katter has lashed out at his Senator Fraser Anning over his maiden speech to Parliament after the new Senator failed to mention crocodiles at any stage during his speech. “People are angry at Fraser and rightfully so,” said Mr… Read More ›
Politics
“We Thought We Were Voting For Mick Fanning” Say The 19 Stoners Who Accidentally Voted For Fraser Anning
All of the 19 voters who voted for Fraser Anning at the last election have admitted that they were high as a kite on top shelf choof when they put a number one in the box next to his name… Read More ›
Georgina Downer Demands Daddy Buy Her A Goose That Lays Golden Eggs
Failed candidate for the South Australian seat of Mayo Georgina Downer has shocked Adelaide Hills shoppers after she threw a tantrum and demanded her Daddy, former Politician Alexander Downer, ‘buy her a goose that lays golden eggs’ and buy it… Read More ›
Antony Green Returned To State Of Suspended Animation Till Next Election
The ABC has put psephologist Antony Green back into a state of suspended animation in a vault deep under the organisation’s headquarters in Ultimo. “We all love Antony but he becomes an absolute pest around the building when there isn’t… Read More ›
Anthony Albanese Questions King Of Knives Returns Policy
Member for Grayndler Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese has spent his Sunday on the phone to local knife sellers King of Knives to query them over their returns policy. “I bought a new set of knives a couple of weeks ago and… Read More ›
Channel 7 Announces Exclusive Interview With Embattled Politician Emma Husar’s Dog
Channel 7 has issued a press release spruiking their exclusive interview with embattled Labor Politician Emma Husar’s dog. Which will air this weekend on their flagship current affairs show Sunday Night. “What a coup for the network and we didn’t pay… Read More ›
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