The High Court has ruled Devonport mayor Steve Martin eligible to replace Jacqui Lambie in the senate after finding that it is not a conflict of interest for him to be both the head of a political party and the… Read More ›
Politics
Unpopular Person Enters Popularity Contest
One of Australia’s most unpopular people Lyle Shelton has announced on the weekend that he will be quitting his job and contesting the next Federal election as a candidate for Cory Bernardi’s Australian Conservative party. “I’m confident that I can… Read More ›
Turnbull Wants Australia To Lead The World In Bootlegging
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has outlined his vision for the Nation and it includes Australia leading the world in selling arms and bootlegging. “What an exciting time to be an Australian arms dealer or bootlegger,” said the Prime Minister. “This… Read More ›
Abbott Tips Sir Prince Philip To Be Named As Australian Of The Year
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has tipped Sir Prince Philip to be named as Australian of the year when the honour is announced later in the week on Australia day eve. “I think there is no better nominee than Sir… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Labels Victoria A S***hole
Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has ramped up his attack on the State of Victoria by labelling it ‘a s***hole.’ “Look I stand by my statement that Victoria is, pardon the French a s***hole,” said an unrepentent Minister Dutton…. Read More ›
Dastyari Calls For NYE Fireworks To Be Moved To Chinese New Year
Soon to be former Senator Sam Dastyari has called upon the NSW State Government to move the traditional New Year’s Eve fireworks from New Year’s Eve to the Chinese new year, which falls on the 16th of February. “It just… Read More ›