The government has put the blame for huge increases in electricity bills squarely into the lap of Edmund Barton and the policies pursued by the Protectionist Party when they held power between 1901 and 1903. “Australia is still suffering from… Read More ›
Politics
Abbott Condemns North Korea For Going Nuclear Instead Of Coal
Opposition leader in waiting Tony Abbott has condemned North Korea for their use of nuclear weapons and called on the rogue State to consider an alternative, like coal. “The World is in such a hurry to ditch good old reliable… Read More ›
Lyle Shelton Unable To Find “The Handmaid’s Tale” In Comedy Section Of SBS On Demand
Lyle Shelton has voiced his frustration at being unable to find “The Handmaid’s Tale” on the SBS On Demand website despite conducting an exhaustive search all around the comedy section. “I keep hearing about this show where the main character… Read More ›
Hanson To Enter Parliament Dressed As The Cash Cow To Protest Against Vegans
One Nation Senator and recent Ebay fanatic Pauline Hanson plans to dress up as the cash cow and sit in the Senate when parliament next sits in what she describes as a protest against vegans. “These vegans are terrorising the… Read More ›
Bob Katter Demands Bob Downe Stop Using His Name And Haircut
Politician and published author Bob Katter has issued a press release in which he demands popular entertainer Bob Downe cease and desist from using the name Bob. As well he has asked the entertainer to change his hairstyle in order… Read More ›
High Court Confuses Malcolm Roberts With Request For “Evidence”
The High Court has thrown Malcolm Robert’s defence of his eligibility to sit in the senate into disarray after insisting that he produce some “evidence” to back up his belief that he was not a dual citizen at the time… Read More ›