In a blow to aspiring Prime Minister Peter Dutton a poll conducted amongst the constituents of his electorate, Dickson in Queensland found that 70% of voters tried to avoid carbohydrates, such as potatoes. Speaking to The (un)Australian a terse Minister… Read More ›
Politics
Mark Ellis Mowing Swastika Into Lawn Before 7am On A Sunday Last Straw For One Nation
Mark Ellis has agreed to resign as a candidate for Pauline Hanson’s One Nation after it was revealed that he had been mowing swastikas into his back lawn whilst his neighbours were trying to sleep in on a Sunday morning…. Read More ›
Family First Creeped Out By New Stepfather Cory Bernardi
The kids of Family First are unhappy that their mother has brought home a new partner in Conservative Party leader Cory Bernardi. “Mum’s made some pretty dodgy choices in the past, even flirting with Barnaby Joyce, but this new guy… Read More ›
Mike Pence Promises America Will Fund A Cure For Oxford Street
American Vice-President Mike Pence has promised Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull that America will fund a cure for Sydney’s Oxford street. The promise came after the Vice-President visited Sydney over the weekend and drove through Oxford Street on Sunday morning…. Read More ›
Bill Shorten To Stand Aside As Opposition Leader To Be Replaced By Tony Abbott
The Labor party has announced today that their leader Bill Shorten will be standing aside with Tony Abbott expected to be named as his replacement. A Labor insider spoke to The (un)Australian on the condition of anonymity and a free… Read More ›
Turnbull Amends 457 Visa To Allow Australia To Recruit Skilled Politicians
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced a change to the 457 working visa that will now make it easier for Australians to recruit skilled politicians from overseas. Speaking to The (un)Australian the Prime Minister explained the decision, saying: “A lot… Read More ›