The Australian government will solve its budget deficit by putting Senator James Paterson’s eminently punchable face on display in the National Gallery and charging visitors $10 a shot to smack him in the kisser. “Some people are born with melons… Read More ›
The release of a video from 2005 showing the presidential candidate making lewd remarks about women is the straw that broke the camel’s back in making America’s last undecided douche throw his support behind Donald Trump. “Incredible as it may… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, fresh off a back flipping tour of Europe, has been announced as the head of a new fish tank, which has been bought and paid for by a wealthy benefactor to the Liberal Party. Speaking… Read More ›
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten, still riding high from his honourable loss at the last federal election has called upon the two losing teams in this year’s AFL and NRL grand finals to join him on a victory lap of the… Read More ›
Ex MP Wyatt Roy has been criticised by his former colleagues for spending his gap year backpacking through Iraq. “I’ve already got myself a bit of work picking dates on a date farm and with Iraq not having a backpacker… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister and curer of insomnia, John Winston Howard has today been awarded an honourary Doctorate from the Australian school of grooming. The award is for his tireless devotion to raising awareness among males of the need to groom… Read More ›
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