Former Speaker of the House of Representatives, Bronwyn Bishop has used her farewell speech to Parliament to reveal that she is indeed a Transformer, saying: “There’s more than meets the eye.” After her speech, she further revealed her transforming abilities… Read More ›
Bookmakers have given English Premier League champions Leicester City a 5000 to 1 chance of winning the upcoming Australian election. “If elected our defence promises to stop the boats in the same way we’ve stopped Manchester United and Chelsea from… Read More ›
Following a ruling by the PNG Supreme Court declaring Australia’s detention centres illegal, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has warned Australians not to get “misty-eyed” over the victims of its human rights abuses. A bi-partisan, 20 year campaign waged by Australia’s… Read More ›
In a shocking move of indifference to the electoral needs of the Australian government, the Supreme Court of Papua New Guinea has ruled Australia’s detention of asylum seekers on Manus Island is illegal. In the provocative and unexpected judicial decision,… Read More ›
Prime Minister and newly converted AFL fan, Malcolm Turnbull has today promised to French kiss the entire state of South Australia prior to the soon to be announced election. A spokesperson for the Prime Minister explained the announcement, saying: “Malcolm… Read More ›
Former Speaker of the House and soon-to-be former member of parliament, Bronwyn Bishop has caused a commotion at her local Centrelink after being informed that her Seniors gold card did not get her discount helicopter rental. Job seeker Matt B… Read More ›
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