The Australian Association of Factory Workers have today gone to the police to report the Prime Minister of Australia missing as no one has seen him visit a factory, farm or processing plant in over a month. A similar report… Read More ›
Politics
George Brandis Accidentally Blows $131 000 000 Metadata Support Fund On Candy Crush Boosters
Attorney-General George Brandis has today announced that “The Government is supporting the telecommunications industry to the tune of $131 million to assist it in its data retention operations.” Senator Brandis argued that ISPs have no excuses not to be ready…. Read More ›
Julie Bishop’s Boyfriend Allowed Into Cockpit To See How U.N. Is Flown
The boyfriend of Australian foreign minister Julie Bishop was given an extra thrill during his partner’s visit to the United Nations General Assembly when the captain invited him into the cockpit to watch how the organisation is flown. “I got… Read More ›
Abbott Consults Rudd On How Best To Honour Kill The Liberal Party
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has reached out to former sparring partner Kevin Rudd to seek advice on the best method to honour kill the Liberal Party after his removal as leader. Mr Rudd is deeply admired by many in… Read More ›
Liberal Backbencher Stunned To Learn Peta Credlin Is A Woman
A Liberal backbencher has told The (un) Australian, “off the record” that they were stunned to learn that the former Chief of Staff to the Prime Minister, Peta Credlin was a woman and not, as the name “Peta” indicated, a man…. Read More ›
Calls For Abbott To Be Knighted Over Services To Women
After his departure as minister for women, calls are being made for Tony Abbott to be knighted for his services to Australian women. New Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced his new cabinet featuring five women, which, it was pointed… Read More ›
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