Prime Minister Tony Abbott has responded to the growing outrage surrounding Speaker Bronwyn Bishop charging the Australian public for a helicopter ride to Geelong by announcing a government investigation into online satire combined with the immediate banning of memes. Mr… Read More ›
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Australia’s Minister For Women To Be Mentored By Prince Philip
Australia’s Minister for Women who also happens to be Prime Minister, Tony Abbott, has declared that he is struggling with the role and will seek a mentorship from Prince Philip. The Prince, who recently made the news after asking a… Read More ›
Signs Of Eric Abetz Identified On Pluto
An image bearing a remarkable similarity to Minister for Workplace Relations Eric Abetz have been found on Pluto. NASA revealed the surprise find came from a study of the first-ever close-up photos of Pluto. Scientists say most of the photos revealed a young… Read More ›
Tony Abbott To Switch Off Ozone Layer
A directive by the Abbott government banning the Clean Energy Finance Corporation (CEFC) from investing in existing wind technology will also now apply to the ozone layer. “It is our long term policy to abolish the Clean Energy Finance Corporation,”… Read More ›
Health Concerns Prompt Government To Replace Farms With Coal Mines
Environment Minister Greg Hunt has approved the replacement of an unsightly and unhealthy farm with an open cut coal mine, significantly increasing the output of humanitarian coal in the region. The move has not been universally accepted with some bleeding… Read More ›
Turnbull Warns Against Overestimating Tony Abbott and Amplifying His Significance
Malcolm Turnbull has downplayed threats to the Liberal Party posed by Prime Minister Tony Abbott and warned against turning the office of Prime Minister and Cabinet into a “caricature”. In an address to the Deakin Institute last night, the Communications… Read More ›