Australia’s future energy needs are to be met by investing billions in “shampooed and conditioned” coal, a new technology developed in a joint venture between BHP Billiton and Decore. “Shampooed and conditioned coal will produce much more silky and lustrous… Read More ›
The US President will begin listening to what scientists have to say if they start dressing up in fancy costumes and behave more like professional wrestlers. “Science has a lot to learn from professional wrestling which is a byword for… Read More ›
Australian Scientists have announced that they’ve discovered a new form of bottom feeding parasite, which they have named the ‘David Leyonhjelm.’ Speaking to The (un)Australian Scientist Bernard Beaker said of the parasite: “Sometimes discovering these things happens out of the… Read More ›
With the thermometer hitting forty degrees in parts of Sydney this week Campsie Nanna, Betty Simpkins considered for a moment taking off her cardigan due to the heat, before deciding not too. Just in case she got a chill. Speaking… Read More ›
The energy minister has backtracked on plans to introduce a scheme aimed at limiting emission of utter bollocks about climate change after protests from prominent nutbars. “We had been looking into a scheme that rewarded people whose emissions on the… Read More ›
Renowned Australian ethicist and vegan, Professor Peter Singer has declared it morally acceptable to eat the majority of Australian voters. Speaking from his office at Princeton University, the famed utilitarian philosopher, author of Animal Liberation and 27 other books, weighed… Read More ›
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